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Anti Demotivational Poster

BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one

TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.67/5

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Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - Wiener Dogs kicked some serious ASS!

"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -

TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm

I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


TAGS: marine war anti war hippi
Rating: 4.02/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2014, 11:55 pm
I would be Anti War and Anti Military if the was a war of oppression and the military was murdering innocent people.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:35 pm
In theory, yes. In practice, not so much.
jenkinss2 - September 27, 2011, 10:44 am
But isn't there a difference between being anti-war and anti-military?
panic8 - November 2, 2010, 5:12 am
I'm not a native speaker, I think I've missed the irony...
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:42 pm
Oh, I still love the poster, btw
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:40 pm
I was confused by the guys sign in the pic. Isn't he supporting war?
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:39 pm
You have to be manly to get it
panic8 - November 1, 2010, 11:39 am
Err... what's so funny about macho propaganda?
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 9:08 pm
Ditto. 5
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:24 pm
I like it.


TAGS: ranting
Rating: 4.38/5

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Haarakkon - December 20, 2012, 1:34 pm
In your pocket? Or a roomful of vinyl albums in a zippo sized case? No. And this generation couldn't plow a field with horses, either. That's why I think it's apples and hockey pucks.
Haarakkon - December 20, 2012, 1:31 pm
I believe that to be true of every generation, actually. I also think there's a tendency to degrade the accomplishments every generation makes. Did the greatest generation go to Mars? Make a device that allows you to carry a chunk of the National Library
twill1962 - December 4, 2012, 6:58 pm
... describing themselves, Boomers, Hippies, Yippies, Yuppies, etc. They honestly think that they are the peak of civilization; that all that came before them was prologue, and all that will come after is anticlimax.
twill1962 - December 4, 2012, 6:56 pm
First, as to "greatest." That was the generation that fought WWII, split the atom, cured polio, went to the moon, and endured the Great Depression. So yeah, Greatest. Second, as to most self-centered, no other generation has so many ways of ...
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 5:08 pm
Hearing, ah yeah, glasses, better, but to bear the thought of being the most spoiled….if so, I think the next one well be taking those honors soon enough
robbidos - July 29, 2012, 3:44 pm
Put your glasses on, Gary, so you can hear
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 2:32 pm
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 1:18 pm
I agree. I also don't mean to impugn that generation, they did what needed to be done. I believe ours and any others would, too, though. It's an eternal bitch, that of "kids these days", but I think the gap now is larger than it's ever been.
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 9:50 am
Thought-provoking. One thing about the "greatests": whatever good they may have done, as a generation they created the boomers, the most spoiled and self-centered group of Americans in centuries.

MEANWHILE - in Australia

TAGS: culos antipode
Rating: 4.73/5

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madcow - December 3, 2010, 4:57 pm
Im Aussie 2 hahaha:)
TheNightFlower - December 3, 2010, 4:24 pm
Me too Zreiser, I'm Aussie as well and love it too. :D
Zreiser - December 3, 2010, 3:06 pm
Being Aussie, I love this one! Simple, but amazingly effectively funny.
Airman - December 2, 2010, 11:16 am

DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie

Jokes and Puns -

TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!


TAGS: atlantis finale
Rating: 4.93/5

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ICEMAN - July 22, 2011, 5:59 pm
Some folks just don't need costumes.
Sean - July 22, 2011, 2:54 pm
Dammit. Don't psychoanalize me on the internets. That's what PM's 'r for. Sheesh. And by the way, try as I might, I have never made a very convincing spider monkey. *sigh*
Airman - July 22, 2011, 11:05 am
Not sure about the baboons. Nor were there any howler monkeys. I think the scientists were chimps. the baboon question needs to be resolved
Airman - July 22, 2011, 11:03 am
interesting that you chose the gorilla.. I watched the remake with MarkyMark, and there is a definite pecking order. The Orangutans wore the white robes and were the politicians.. the Gorillas were the Generals of the Army. The chimps were everywhere
Sean - July 21, 2011, 4:07 pm
Oh shoot. That woulda been hilarious.
Airman - July 21, 2011, 3:47 pm
the window closed at 6am eastern time this morning..
Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:03 pm
Now to figure out how to turn a rabbit suit into a gorilla costume .... (As if I am not too late. They're back already, aren't they?)
Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:01 pm
This is great. Thanks for sharing, Airdude! I love it.
Airman - July 21, 2011, 11:58 am
thx for the comments. I actually heard a DJ on the radio suggest this while I was driving in to work yesterday. Laughed all the way in
Greeny - July 20, 2011, 8:20 pm
MPsniper - July 20, 2011, 6:25 pm
BRILLIANT....just brilliant
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:55 pm
Good one Airman.
champ99 - July 20, 2011, 2:49 pm
Now that would be the ultimate gag to pull. 5 shuttle tiles to you.

BIG GIRL PANTIES - Put them on.

HAPPINESS - A bitch with a cock in her mouth

TAGS: happiness anti motivation
Rating: 2.92/5

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Not schiffy - December 15, 2008, 2:10 pm


TAGS: politics anti war
Rating: 2.56/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:25 pm
There aren't any more empires. I take it this is a comment on the US's military industrial complex and its neverending campaign to as George Carlin put it, kill brown people the world over. But it still ain't an empire.
mitchell93 - November 6, 2009, 5:55 pm
the poppy is the symbol in england because it was the first flower to grow back in the WW1 ravaged fields of Belgium/France
KDP3 - November 6, 2009, 5:10 pm
Nateosis - November 6, 2009, 12:36 pm
canada is part of an empire. . .we're like the empire's little buddy also, isnt the poppy thing in the states, too?
Atheist_101 - November 6, 2009, 11:49 am
Poppies are known for Canada, Canada's not an empire

ANTICONFORMITY - You can make me go to school You can make me wear your man dress But I'm keeping my freaking mohawk!

TAGS: anticonformity mohawk school wtf
Rating: 4.45/5

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twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:46 am
Amen, Capt., amen.
Capt. Morgan - November 24, 2011, 10:12 am
Until he wants a responsible, adult job.

ANTI-ZOMBIE FORTRESS. - Thats where I'm living when the apocalypse happens.

TAGS: anti zombie fortress
Rating: 4.37/5

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maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Smart Stuff !

ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.

TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the fuck out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am

ANTIDEPRESSANTS - Because your life is about to get real sad, unless you wanted to work at Hot Topic for the rest of your life.

TAGS: antidepressants piercings stupid
Rating: 4.41/5

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Zetmonk - June 13, 2012, 7:04 am
Upside; nifty pill holder for the antidepressants.


TAGS: life time comic x men marvel universe hero adamantium
Rating: 2.57/5

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Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:58 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:54 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
MattA - May 23, 2009, 1:36 am
It should be "I'm the best at what I do, AND what I do isn't very nice." Sorry. Just had to point that out.


TAGS: marriage insantiy commitment humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - June 15, 2013, 12:20 pm

And, as far as marriage goes, it helps if you're both nuts...
rerun - June 14, 2013, 7:04 pm

Damn, so true.

PROGRESS - The process whereby I can still play my grandparents' 78s, But I can no longer open my computer files from college.

WHITEFISH - Wouldn't it be "Blackfish" since he's a Black Lantern now?

TAGS: aquaman aqualad tempest atlantis green lantern black lanterns corps
Rating: 1.71/5

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Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:48 pm
JALFORD Worst Motifaker EVER!


LEADERSHIP - Just do what I tell you and I won't have to bite your head off


TAGS: in the meantime mr team player
Rating: 3.76/5

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Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:46 am
Hey Haar ... change the title to "OPTIMISM".
Imants - January 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Except if someone flies a plane into it.
Haarakkon - October 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Not that THAT could ever happen to a well-managed and staffed business.
Hremsfeld - October 14, 2009, 10:04 am
Unless, of course, it goes bankrupt.

MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

COMING 2010 - Quentin Tarantino's Superman

ONE MORE CAT POSTER... - Just ONE more cat poster...

It's time -

TAGS: gigantic wasps civilization
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 6, 2013, 4:29 am
Ye5, that and indoor plumbing, lol.

HANOI JANE - Your Table Is Ready

TAGS: jane fonda hanoi jane vietnam anti air gun
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:51 pm
5 Poodles for the Hanoi Jane reference


TAGS: quantity over quality lazy motifaking
Rating: 4.4/5

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Claire - December 25, 2010, 10:45 pm
Troll detected. 0/10. Now get out.


ANTI-SOCIAL - as if social networking wasn't anti-social enough


THE UNIVERSE - 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Stars But Oh, Yeah...We're The Only Intelligent Life

TAGS: stars universe anti faith
Rating: 3.85/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 9:38 am
spell check is your friend.
suenero - October 28, 2010, 9:28 am
Just found your poster. It is the very height of aggrorance to believe that the universe is only 6000 years old or that we are so special that a creator of the universe sent his to be killed by us. 5L's for making me smile.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:41 pm
Of course we are. The rest of the life out there is full of dumbfucks and dipshits. Hm. They have Republicans too? Odd. At any rate, we are the only Intelligent race because we have Motifake.com. We win.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
"Every planet we reach is dead" - Gorillaz


TAGS: semantics
Rating: 4.62/5

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Hawamleh - September 26, 2010, 10:09 am
Just Saw This, Great One 5ls
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:28 pm
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:41 pm

oh yah...what he said!! 5L's
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 11:52 am
ROR! 5L and a damn funny tribute

O LORD - Bless this Thy Rifle that with it Thou mayest blow thine enemies to bits

TAGS: antioch model
Rating: 3.86/5

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R.S.Jake - February 24, 2010, 5:22 pm
...who, being not in mine sight, shall snuff it.
Airman - February 24, 2010, 3:44 pm
cmon Atomic.. it's a joke. a take off of Python. nothing more nothing less
atomicflash - February 24, 2010, 3:14 pm
Yes, because Lord knows this girl ain't leaving the FOB. In fact, she's probably on her way over to the PX and then maybe the pool later. The men on the fringes, the combat outposts, that's who need a working rifle.
Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:11 pm
I, Abrahamic God, hear you; just as I hear thine enemies asking for the same blessing.
phydeaux - February 24, 2010, 2:56 pm
And may it never jam O Lord, nor fail to fire anything but straight and true. May it be always at my side, and protect me. Amen.


TAGS: antichrist mad alfred e newman
Rating: 3.52/5

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Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:38 am
The Anti-Christ has already came and gone, and he had Alzheimer's. Ronald = 6 letters, Wilson = 6 letters, Reagan = 6 letters.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 4:51 pm
What, me Satan?


TAGS: anti bigotry
Rating: 3.18/5

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GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:23 am
...aaand, I imagine you have a nice asss.
GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:22 am
Quite a-ite, seven. You have provided entertainment in many forms for this old fossil for a rather long time now. I have always appreciated the creative side of that mind of yours. You offer a remarkable challenge to keep up.
steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 2:57 am
Gaaaaaaaay!Sorry...that was a typo...I dropped the "r".
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
I....I....I think I love you, Steven.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 2:22 pm
You may be old, Gaz and have older attitudes but from what I have gathered from your chats and comments, you're a class act to everyone...no matter what. :)
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 7:25 am
Ralf (not an acronym). Sorry, I’m old, and apparently have a weak stomach.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 4:46 am
I'll be looking for a picture of an Asian, transgendered, Jewish single, homeless, disabled mother with a Downs child, next...and that still won't cover everything...Prejudice is wrong in whatever form it takes...
CloudchaserS - September 19, 2015, 4:08 am
You forgot "transgender"

WRAITH - The Original Hand-gina


TAGS: security safety anti social courage people
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:28 pm
Smart little lion tamer! ^!
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 2:11 pm

That's what I said. Thank you!
Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:23 pm


TAGS: panties extra large disgust
Rating: 4.64/5

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hootizz - July 10, 2010, 5:10 am
haha.., brings back a memory or 2...
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:45 pm
You were there last night, weren't you? 5
spacedog - July 8, 2010, 9:22 pm
Nice one Face. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 2:12 pm
Hey it only happened once...... a week for a couple months. What can i say it was a phase i went through. There were just to many close calls with them passin out on top of me.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2010, 2:03 pm

GreyScorpion - July 8, 2010, 2:00 pm
Another of FacePlants Words to the Wise. I love when he shares his experiences. :) 5L


STYLE - It can make you wish you were retarded.

TAGS: bus antiwrath
Rating: 4.43/5

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Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:45 pm


VALENTINE DAY BLUNDER - "Honey, I swear the clerk said one size fits all!!!"

TAGS: panties woman large
Rating: 4.38/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:25 pm
LOL. And it looks like they'll be headed for divorce.


TAGS: anti religious propaganda
Rating: 4.03/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 3:01 am
alex4digiprod2 - November 3, 2011, 2:11 pm
Muppet - November 2, 2011, 8:28 pm
'Sup Yeezy?
mariand - November 1, 2011, 5:30 pm
you have no idea how good... I know what you mean
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 5:26 pm
Nay my foreign friend....t'is not.The curve ends at nonbeliever. Ya feel me?
mariand - November 1, 2011, 4:54 pm
what's a nonbeliever to a man?...circle is closed

GAMESTOP - Raping The Gaming Community Since 2009

TIM BURTON MOVIES - My anti-drug.

TAGS: my anti drug is a tim burton movie
Rating: 3.06/5

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Derek - February 16, 2010, 12:28 am
Heheh, no more mercury-tea for you!

ATLANTIS - It's not imaginary. Freedom in America, on the otherhand...

TAGS: usa america freedom atlantis sweden
Rating: 1.8/5

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more intellegent than the american populace - May 9, 2009, 8:01 am
amina - December 16, 2008, 8:20 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA omg this is byfar the best motifake ive ever seen!!!! and ive seen alot of them

AK-47 - Killing Fascists and Third World Tyrants since 1947.

TAGS: ak 47 fascist antifascist kalashnikov
Rating: 1.75/5

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GodsWorshipMe - February 10, 2010, 12:36 pm
*Used By* Fascists and Third-World Tyrants
Derek - February 10, 2010, 3:31 am
- and plenty of others besides


Take off my Dress -

HOW WILL I KNOW - if I'm making too many posters?

ANTICIPATION - Be ready. No matter what. Pockets or not.

TAGS: fat kid anticipation
Rating: 4.36/5

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crankyhead - March 12, 2012, 5:59 pm
carebear - March 12, 2012, 5:46 pm
(carebear BANNED)

YOUR ANTI-MICKEY COMMENTS... - Have angered the Mouse... Do not anger the mouse retribution will be swift and savage

TAGS: your anti mickey comments king mickey
Rating: 4.18/5

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MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 5:54 pm
kingdom hearts
Chef - May 17, 2010, 4:53 pm
For some reason I have been in a Mickey Mouse Mood... think I have some kinda fever...
sickartist - May 17, 2010, 4:44 pm
don't get all goofy on their azz. 5L

THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.

TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
Good one.

MODERN TYRANTS - At least Hitler was literate.

TAGS: bush hitler antichrist
Rating: 2.42/5

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PSA - November 22, 2008, 10:00 pm
the u.s. military only asks the president for permission to make him feel good
Stalin - October 5, 2008, 1:40 am
I killed more people than Hitler because I was insecure, felt like it, wanted to win...
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 10:56 am
Me again. Nimrod is a troll. Don't feed the trolls, people. That is all.
Bacon - August 21, 2008, 1:43 am
Wow Nimrod, are you an idiot? How does not being able to speak in public relate to killing millions of people just because he didn't like the color of their hair?
Nimrod - August 13, 2008, 7:54 am
Actually, The Bush Family supplied machine parts to Hitler's air planes and tanks, also made a nice packet from the oil they sold to him, Entire Bush family= corrupt dodgy douche bags, hitler was better, he tried fix a problem, bush only makes them
Catbones - July 4, 2008, 11:36 am
It's just a joke about Bush's inability to speak intelligently in public, and yeah, that he's an imperialist jackass who'd love to head up his own "democratic" 4th Reich. You a Bush fan? Enjoy the economy he's given America at the cost of his fear mongeri
Obama - June 3, 2008, 12:48 am
Wait Bush wasn't the one who got offended about appeasing Hitler in the 30's... who was it that tried to defend that point of view?
Sean - April 12, 2008, 12:55 am
Actually Sandfish, I think he's saying that there really is no comparison. But I've been drinking.
Sandfish - March 12, 2008, 5:13 am
Oh my how clever, comparing Bush to Hitler.



TAGS: istanbul constantinople date arrest turks
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:42 pm
Nobody's business but the Turks!
crankyhead - November 17, 2010, 10:23 am
Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam... why they changed it, I can't say... people just liked it better that way. =)



TAGS: married relationships training pancakes anti milf
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:35 pm
another one letting me know he didn't get it.
DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 3:19 pm
First things first she has no tits!
CANADA - October 9, 2010, 3:44 pm
Sean - October 8, 2010, 10:00 pm
Fantastic, aggiford. And I'd say the her ex musta had one HELLAVA divorce lawyer, eh? Didn't even leave her with half. *snort*
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'd 03A that, 5L
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:40 pm
Thank you... those who got it.
Sean - October 8, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nastily done.
Cubbybear - October 8, 2010, 3:06 pm
I notice boobies and butt first...face second. Sorry Aggy...5/5
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:39 am
perfect aggy. now why you puttin your sister on blast like this, you're such a jerk.
Cloudchaser - October 8, 2010, 9:37 am
No boobs at all. Is that a real woman or a guy who's convinced himself that he's a woman?
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:12 am
I noticed the total absence of b00bs, are we sure she is a she?
redhdsrbst - October 8, 2010, 9:09 am
I noticed her top undone first .. Which means one glass of ice water away from the show ;) .. Where is her hand at anyways?


DIFFERENCES - most of them are little OTHERS ARE HUGE

TAGS: greybeards noobs regulars quality quantity
Rating: 4.56/5

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rodangol - January 16, 2012, 7:11 pm
stolen modification coming soon, 5

DOGMATIC - Convinced that you know the true answer to an unanswerable question, you feel the need to attack others' religions. Keep thy beliefs and disbeliefs to thyself.

TAGS: religion antireligion please be quiet
Rating: 4.38/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:04 am
RELIGION: You can't start a war without it. Let the chaos begin!!
culos - December 1, 2010, 5:48 am
Any God
Alfredogarcia - December 1, 2010, 4:34 am
What God?
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
I have nothing against god or jesus, its their followers that scare the crap out of me
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 8:40 am
"Please be quiet" in the tags? If it was approved, it's fair game. My two cents... Just because a cult get's really really popular...doesn't make it any less of a cult. Jesus was just a successful version of Jim Jones or Charles Manson.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 1:02 am
Looks like a young Mel Gibson. 5L!


TAGS: company dinner chianti fava beans
Rating: 4.27/5

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spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:11 pm
LOL. 5 guests that wouldn't leave.


TAGS: semantics
Rating: 4.18/5

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rerun - May 17, 2010, 10:48 am

Very nice twist on the topic of the day.



TAGS: shy romantic softie
Rating: 3.79/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 12, 2010, 9:55 am
Hah! So true. I feel like part of the fam now!

ANTIBIOTICS - No matter what you've got, your Doctor will give you these.

OFFICIAL MOTIFAKE TATTOO - Scantily clad vixen With a surgically enhanced rack…


TAGS: anti self esteem
Rating: 3.45/5

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spacedog - March 6, 2010, 6:47 pm
Perfect! And what is the only rational thing to do about it? Make another one. 5LS!


TAGS: love mormon anti
Rating: 3.42/5

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EL DIRTIO - October 26, 2009, 7:20 am
My oldest brother is a mormon and he's a fucken weirdo.



TAGS: anti tunneler one lion andaniele
Rating: 3.33/5

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Mr Taco - April 19, 2009, 1:23 am
can i join without doing the secret handshake
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 5:46 pm
Thanks, Mark. My 12-step tunneling therapy worked, and I've never looked back. I appreciate the compliment from two upstanding people. Secret handshake? Are we going Freemason with this?
Mark - April 3, 2009, 3:05 pm
agdaniele - Congrtas! Welcome to the club. We'll have to get together so you can learn the secret hand shake. BTW Ron...when are you going to show me the secret handshake?
RON - March 27, 2009, 2:04 am
Congrats Agdaniele...Our Secretary offers her sincere apologies for the mis-spelling...(she,s been given 3 lashes)..but, still does not take away from our thanks and appreciation...keep up the good fight sir. And again.so, so sorry. It won,t happen again
agdaniele - March 27, 2009, 1:43 am
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. Bow to Ron.


TAGS: atlantic ocean lovers titanic
Rating: 3.27/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
I love the weekly world news. It helps put Fox News and MSNBC into perspective.



TAGS: august challenge antigravitory cat theory
Rating: 3.14/5

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faulty switch - September 1, 2009, 4:34 am
i brain broked.
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 11:51 am
I'm trying this when I get home.

ANTIQUES - Today's junk is tomorrows junk that some idiot will be willing to overpay for.

HEROIN - My Anti-Drug

TAGS: heroin anti drug
Rating: 2.15/5

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-quote needed- - May 2, 2009, 5:25 am
when i go i go large.
know_it_all - April 3, 2009, 3:31 pm
Heroin is a highly addictive opium derivative; the main female character in a narrative is a heroine.
l33t_butch3r_sk1n_h4x - April 3, 2009, 3:26 pm
actually heroine does fit when you spell it correctly.
... - July 13, 2008, 5:51 am
But 'oralsex' sure does. So Does 'blowjob'. Coincidence?
Korvyn - May 16, 2008, 6:12 pm
heroin doesn't fit...

ANTI-DEPRESSANTS - What YOU must be on, you anti-American socialist.

TAGS: bush anti depressants
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 10:41 pm
@$#%&*!!! I Soacialist=Socialist.
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 10:40 pm
If you took 12 minutes out of your sheltered life to learn politics, you'd understand the correlation between communism and socialism... and why Russia was always Soacialist, and not Communist. Blowtard. Yeah. Blowtard.
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 10:37 pm
Socialists are just the new communists, it's the insult dumbasses use when they can't think of anything else.
todd41 - October 7, 2008, 6:35 pm
calling bush a hero,hummm,thats up for debate..and u dont have to like the guy,but atleast respect him..got a tuff job u know.and if u think you can do better,why are you not the prez?
Theodore Rooseveldt - July 14, 2008, 1:03 am
and disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when
Theodore Rooseveldt - July 14, 2008, 1:02 am
The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and
Theodore Rooseveldt - July 14, 2008, 1:01 am
. To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about
Captain Douchebag - July 1, 2008, 11:05 am
Hating George Bush and hating America are two different things. Hating the country for what one man does is retarded as hell..Are you retarded, Gwen?
Gwen - July 1, 2008, 2:19 am
Hating George W. Bush shows intelligence. Proud to hate America for 18 years.
Luci Sullivan - June 29, 2008, 7:01 pm
Yes, because to hate the president of the USA is anti-American. Such shining wit.

Antique Vulva -

Lot #774 Branch -

The Day The Earth Stood Still -

Justin Bieber -

TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?

Lot #772 Broom -

TAGS: broom auction antique
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 2:30 am
Ooooh, I'm sorry - batteries not included. However, as for the "young kitchen wench"....
SLOHAND62 - May 23, 2013, 7:54 pm
DO batterys and a young kitchen wench come in the deal? 5 swipes

Not Another Word -

Danger -

TAGS: praying mantis
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:55 am


TAGS: semantics argue
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - August 29, 2011, 12:36 am
Oh, let's call the whole thing off Oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part and oh If we ever part, that would break my heart

Mating -

antiques roadshow -

Go Organic -

Lot #777 A Beautiful Day -

TAGS: sunlight auction antique beautiful day
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 1:00 pm
Thanks... this was my snarky series. After all this, came the Jedi cat. Completely on a high of mania, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 12:58 pm
As long as you're not sparkling, you're completely healthy.
5150monkeylove - May 24, 2013, 11:28 am
I really like this series... 5L
Reality Lord - May 23, 2013, 6:20 pm

it burns ....it burns

Lot #775 Dining room table set -


TAGS: praying mantis beauty poe quote
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 7, 2013, 11:09 am

Thanks, Bobb. Had to really manipulate text to make it readable through that background!~
BobbEdwards - August 7, 2013, 8:56 am
5pectacular. Discovery Channel on acid

Lot #773 Ink Pen -

TAGS: pen auction antique ink
Rating: 4.86/5

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Iconoclast - May 23, 2013, 11:40 pm
5L and I LOVE my ink pens.

ah, romance -

remake -

TAGS: star wars stormtroopers sin city the spirit frank miller robert rodriguez quentin tarantino
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:44 pm
In fact, you have inspired me to go further with this. Bwahahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:42 pm
Haven't yet, but will. Thanks :-)
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:41 pm
Crotchety...if ya haven't already this has to be shared at remake!
Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:04 pm
Oh, I don't know...there is something appealing about the idea of Darth Mickey...

Anti-Aging -

TAGS: life death corpse anti aging youth
Rating: 4.78/5

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Cannabal - July 7, 2014, 4:36 pm
Surely you know that Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I'll take over. ;)
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:45 am
Maybe not the Reaper, but, I'm 5L certain it will be one of the deciding factors as to who gets you...heaven or hell?

Gravity -

Lot #776 Old random books. -


TAGS: mentoring imranting noobs
Rating: 4.6/5

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Derek - July 8, 2010, 7:00 pm
- and spelling-Nazi provocation? ;}) 5L's dude poster.
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 9:11 am


TAGS: panties bra fail
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - March 28, 2011, 10:57 pm
WEll played.... stop shooting so many arrows, and stick to thge bull's eye.